Come take a trip in my airship,
Come take a sail ‘mong the stars,
Come have a ride around Venus,
Come have a spin around Mars.
No one to watch while we’re kissing,
No one to see while we spoon.
Come take a trip in my airship,
And we’ll visit the man in the moon.

Chorus of “Come Take A Trip In My Airship” (circa 1904) sung by J. W. Myers